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Wednesday, January 18, 2006

 

Other Sport: The lighter side of cricket

Keeping with RuggaWorld tradition, we take a look at some other sports, and today we will look at the lighter side of cricket. Given our team's performance yesterday, I think we have to look at a lighter side.

The following article contains some classic quotes from cricket commentator Sidhu. Our thanks to JJ for the following article.

1. That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with
it.

2. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an
incoming train which will run them over.

3. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.

4. This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and
midway sent him back and Dravid was run out in the third test against
the West Indies at Barbados."Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both
ends of the rope."

5. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter.

6. Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they
hide.

7. Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!

8. He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!

9. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend that
the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world, which does not have wings!

10. As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.

11. The ball whizzes past like a bumble -bee and the Indians are in the sea.

12. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin a haystack.

13. The pitch is as dead as a dodo.

14. Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!

15. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra talkies in Patiala one falls and everything else falls!

16. Indian team without Sachin is like giving Kiss without a Squeeze.

17. You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs.

18. Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goalkeeper. He must be
given a free transfer to Manchester United.

19. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.

20. One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.

21. This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT' in the second test at Port of Spain T&T.

"Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two
hands."

22. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.

23. Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.

24. You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.

25. The cat with gloves catches no mice.

26. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.

27. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.

28. He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.

29. The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for
the same reason.

30. Kumble's bowling at the moment is flat as a Dosa.

And Finally the clincher:-

This quote was made when India was losing a match and one of the
fellow commentator made the mistake of saying that things would have
been different had Tendulkar's wicket not fallen at the wrong time.

My dear friend, if my aunt was a man she would have been my uncle !!!!
Comments:
Hey Dudes.

Can't open this post from main page. Only through comments page.
 
Great, now I look like an ass. 3 minutes later and it opens. Sorry.  
hehe,

sorry firefly i just changed the timestamp quickly.....
 
Classic!!!
This oke is hilarious! LMAO. No 29 is my favourite, the last 1 too...
 
Brilliant

Thanks JJ
 
Reminds one a lot of Murray Walker in F1  
murray was a legend  
Brilliant!!!

Have to agree with you on the F1 thing david
 
Davids,

I see Murray is making a comeback at 81. For radio though. Can you imagine listening to him reporting a GP on radio. Would love to hear it.
 
He was in SA recently to commentate on the Masters F1 series.


Highly entertaining.
 
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